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Assumptions

YOU MAKE AN ASS OUT OF YOU AND ME.

Anyways, don’t you hate it when people assume things? Here are some examples:

• A guy and girl are together in a room. So it might be a bit suss that a girl and guy are in a room together and no one can see what they are doing. Even then you can’t assume that they are gonna do you know what. What if they are actually working on an assignment? What if the guy is gay? They might just be talking.

• Someone asking for a lighter. Man, I hate this so much you know? Every time I ask someone for a lighter, they think that I think that they smoke. Don’t assume lah! Their response would usually be, “No, I don’t smoke!” Yeah well, I never asked if you smoked okay! I asked if you had a lighter. Big difference there. Just because they are connected and linked, it doesn’t mean anything. It’s like saying, “Hey do you have water?” and you answering, “No, I don’t bring a fish tank with me,” or something like that.

• “I have protection in my wallet”. Well, there’s pretty much only 2 response. One is a bandaid and the other? Well, if you have a sick mind, I’m sure you can work it out.

• “I failed.” People would be like, “Oh whatever!” when really, that person actually did fail. It’s good to be on the safe side and not assume that they are lying and just said that they failed for attention. Yeah, it’s hard since most of your Asians friends call a B a fail. Speaking of which, this guy from Boys Grammar was like, “MAN I FAILED 2 SUBJECTS…I GOT 2 A’S… THE REST A+. WHY DIDN’T I GET ALL A+!” That’s just over the top man >_> Also, people who say they fail but didn’t actually fail (Get D or worse) are annoying – especially if they beat you :|

• Going to a party. Every time I talk about parties, people think about alcohol, drugs and all those uncontrollable teenagers gone wild. Seriously. Parties can also mean pass the parcel, pin the tail on the donkey and maccas party okay >=( Stop thinking teenagers are all bad people. There are mature ones out there who keep their parties under control. Stupid media. Should shut up please!

• P platers. Stop assuming all P platers are dangerous drivers who crash into cars. For me, I’m gonna be a good driver alright >=( I’m not gonna go racing and crash into random stuff okay! I know some friends who have P plates and are quite dangerous drivers (such as they speed and all that on purpose and think it’s cool) but at the same time, I also know mature drivers who are of same age and I know they aren’t the drivers the media portrays. Not ALL P platers are dangerous. Not ALL P platers think they’re so cool. Only some alright buddy!

Then again, I make a lot of assumptions too HAHAHAHAH!

Sign Me Up

Am I the only poor kid who gets signed up for random things without my permission? I never agree to it and they just make me do it. Oh well. Last year, Charlene forced me to help out for Open Day in the science department. I wanted to help out for Japanese but poor me had to do science. I don’t have anything against science, I just prefer Jap. (Free food really!) Anyways, I told Charlene to “un-sign” me and she told me she was desperate for people and so I ended up helping out for the science area.

Then today, my chemistry teacher asked if anyone wanted to help yr 7′s on a Wednesday afternoon (my precious going home time). I didn’t agree to it. Then some idiot thought it was funny to suggest my name and I was written down to do it. Oh well. I get to burn stuff right? That’s all it matters =p

Gone Driving!

Yeah, I’m trying to get 100 hours this year. I’m expecting to get my P’s by the end of this year. I’m d0ing manual if you’re wondering. I want my bro’s car man. It’s so cool. I even decided to name the car =D He said he’ll sell it to me for 10k but I don’t have any money =( Damn!

Don’t worry peepz! I’m not like those drivers who think they’re so cool. Last week, I saw 3 P platers crash in a line. As in, the first car stopped, the second car crashed into the first car and the last car crashed into the second car. Did you know, back in the days, the last person has to pay for everyone else. You can’t really blame the first car sometimes because you should be a good distance behind the car in front of you so that if they go into a sudden halt, you would be able to stop in time too! My friend said to count “one thousand, two thousand” behind the car. In other words, if the car in front of you just past a pole, you count “one thousand, two thousand” and you should be at the pole by then.

Funny Justin Bieber Anti Fans

So  I was on CS source and my name was “Justin Bieber”. I started singing “BABY BABY BABY OHHH!” because it’s fun to piss people off and besides, their reaction is hilarious! Hilarity!

Random guy: HAHAH JUSTIN BIEBER GETS ALL THE FAT CHICKS
My bro: WELL AT LEAST I GET FAT CHICKS

Anyways, I got permanently muted for singing the chorus. No one even complained. The admin was jealous of how so many girls screamed for Justin Bieber that I got muted ROFL. It’s alright, we got un-muted later on but then banned which was most likely an accident. My bro will send an email to them later. My bro got into my other bro’s CS source account and called himself “Justin Beiber’s no 1 Fan” (yes it was spelt that way). He was like “un-mute Justin Bieber!!” It was really random. Everyone seemed to be bored after I got muted because there was nothing to insult or laugh about. YEAH YOU STUPID ADMIN. WAY TO RUIN THE PARTY YOU PARTY POOPER!

BTW, just to clarify, no I am not a Justin Bieber fan. I don’t scream or whatever.

1. He’s young. No thanks.
2. His songs are alright – I don’t hate them but I’m not in love with them.
3. Jesse McCartney is better.
4. It’s funny to annoy people who hate Justin Bieber.

Some comments on CS:
1. Justin Bieber was happy to see one pube but then when he showered, it washed out.
2. Justin Bieber uses spray on hair.
3. Justin Bieber is GAY!!
My response: “You know you love me. I know you care.”

Give Justin a break guys >_> There’s a stage where you were going through puberty too. Did anyone hear him on Sunrise though? Definitely breaking or maybe because auto-tune wasn’t used. Who knows!